"Fuck you, I still liked it"
— Me, after someone listed all the things that were wrong with a movie (via foxwin)
(Source: notagingeryet, via ewebean)
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
a romantic novel about two eldritch horror creatures in which the kissing scene is so abstract and horrendous, that instead of writing the kiss itself, the author interrupts the story with various articles about plant reproduction